Ok guys, this is my best guide of "How to Win Hot Girls"!


  1. Kidnap your Love Interest.
  2. Do not let that "Stupid Red Plumber" catch you!
  3. Take her to your Castle/House/Shack/Cottage/Fortress.
  4. Kill that "Stupid Red Plumber" till he dies!

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